Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Disaster Piece Theater

I think the blog is going to be AWOL till next week. I promise knitting content then. I am not having a good day and it is grumping me out. So please ignore and continue on to the store, I need someone to get me the cheese to go with my Whines :) There will be no internet access since my NOOS.fr (or as I call them PUTAIN.f****r) account is FUBAR (their fault, but won't fix) and I can't do a damn thing till they call me back. Which means I do not get to watch the debate tonight, nor can I use the internet to research at home or fix the posts that Blogger is MUNCHING. Sorry for the funked up post below; will try to fix it at some point. How the hell did it get to be Thursday? I have an application due tomorrow, that whole manage a president one. I know I need do it to but right now I don't want to. I have to make up three stories that can be verified by people about my skills (problem solving etc...). They are around 1500-2000 words for each question. This shit is a pain in my ass; I HATE job hunting things. I don't use hate often so I really do mean it. I do NOT self market well. I only wrap myself up in bows for special people and then only under special circumstances. After pitching all hell and yelling temper tantrums in the NOOS store, I made complete ass out of myself with the French Foreign Ministry contact. I am pretty sure he likes me as he personally called to confirm I would be going to the breakfast. So he could talk with me about the stagaire position. Only good thing from the call is that he gave me the right time, to be on time. WTF you want me there at 8:30 AM now. Let's all say a hearty Fuckity Fuck Fuck!! I was so aggitated from the whole trying to tell Noos *censor REALLY impolite phrase- feel free to look for it in the comments* to "fix" things my French was enough out of whack for him to say "Having difficulty with your French today?" GREAT everyone... this stagaire is requires me to speak the French. Yeah for great telephone impressions! I have 3000 words left to write for the thesis, that were due yesterday (not really but you get the idea). Writing does not happen while you have your head in the sand. Anyone got a firm boot or pair of shit kickers on? I could use a whack at the ever expanding pinata (ie my ass) with em. Sidenote- in that Amazon order I can't afford to buy with the Finishing Bible will be one or two DVDs. I only have 3 here and I am not allowed to watch Bridget Jones again for a while (let alone twice in a row, in one night). I love Colin Firth and I want my own Mr. Darcy NOW. Does not lift my spirits, in this time of cranky stress. Does teach me how to drink vodka. The good things for today cause I can't leave it all piss and vinegar... Kae is beyond doubt one of them. I lurve, love, loave you lots!! It made my day your help and email. You rock all da hizouzes (that promptly ends my rapping career) My landlord was PISSED when he saw things and he made way to look like his tranquil self was going to go apeshit on the syndicat and plomberie people. He wants the leak fixed faster than I do. And he really is the sweetest extraordinary proprietaire. So there is hope I will get to shower again, in the future. I got my absentee ballot *does happy dance* It made the non-essential goose chase on the Metro that Noos sent me on a bit more entertaining. And for the political science geek in me that was freaked I would not be able to vote (therefore not able to bitch- the horrors) I sent my ballot off today. Yeah my vote WILL be counted!!! And in my "I am sure shit is worse than my life, do something nice for someone else you pity party pooper" mode; I picked up 5 post cards to randomly send to RAOK people. Should anyone else reading this far and not be a part of RAOK want one leave a comment with your email and I will contact you for info to send one.

8 Comments:

Blogger Stinkerbell said...

For those who are not faint of heart and can handle a sailor mouthed pixie:

Noos.fr please suck on infected puss laden goat balls!

I'll go back to being an angel in 5 days or so I am guessing.

7:11 PM  
Blogger FaerieLady said...

Lady-O, it wasn't a problem at all, so don't you worry about it, ok? Here's to wishing someone would kick them square in the ass and get them in gear fixin' their fuckup... --Kae

8:45 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

I can tape the debate for you if you want.
Just let me know before tomorrow morning.
I'll be watching the replay on CNN.
PS: I got my absentee ballot today, too!
Since I'm not a Political Scientist Geek and only a Plain 'ol Scientist Geek I still have to figure out who the heck all those other people on the ballot are.....

10:36 PM  
Blogger alltangledup said...

chin up... the plumbing, lost of internet access, tv, etc .... it'll soon all be a distant memory. I have some really funny (not) experiences with plumbers too when I was in France.

As for finishing.. did you order the book yet? It easier to get someone to show you how to finish than to use a book...

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hopefully everything will be worked out soon! take is easy. (but a good rant always makes me feel better, hope it helped) i want to join RAOK just to send you some cheer through the post.
froggyknits.com

6:02 AM  
Blogger Adele said...

Hi there,

Great blog. I've been reading for a while.

I love the Pretty Wrappy Top. Can I ask where the pattern is from?

Happy Knitting.

1:15 PM  
Blogger La said...

Hello, ST, it was your potty-mouthed, poo-flinging diatribe that caught my attention! I LOVE it when a woman isn't afraid to speak her mind. Censors can just suck my.....duck. I LOVE it, and I'll read you often!

5:02 PM  
Blogger La said...

Oh, forgot.....you need a button so we can linky you!

5:04 PM  

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